NFL Divisional Round Recap

Ravens at Steelers

Will someone please pick up the football, you're all staring at it like it's a Vegas call girl. Never believe it when people tell you football players are not dumb.

Thank you Cory Redding.

Here is video proof that James Harrison is the dirtiest player in the NFL. Hey Flacco, what's the capital of Thailand?


3rd and 19th. Just do not let the receiver get behind you.

The Ravens secondary did not get the memo Antonio Brown even went a little David Tyree on this catch. This led to the game winning touchdown for the Steelers. Like usual, they find a way to beat the Ravens. I know people hate Big Ben and he is probably a huge douche, but he is such a money player.

Packers at Falcons

Please don't throw it, please don't throw it, please don't throw it.  Damn it!!!

That's what happens when you get too greedy. Should have just kicked the field goal. This play potentially turned a 21-17 Packer half time lead, to a 28-14 half time lead. The Packers then opened the second half with a touchdown to put the nail in the Falcons coffin.

I love how the Packers told Brett Favre to peace out because they knew Aaron Rodgers was better.  Best move they ever made. Rodgers is an assassin.  He made the Falcons defense look like they should be playing in a Powder Puff league. 

Seahawks at Bears

No video for this one.  Don't be fooled by the Bears only winning by 11, this game was not competitive.  Hey, for a 7-9 team, Seattle did well for themselves by winning one playoff game.  For the record, the Packers are gonna f up the Bears next week.

Jets at Patriots

Let the talking begin.  J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.  Who would have thought the Jets would beat New England after losing to them 45-3 a few weeks ago?

Even though they did not score points (Some how Davis Harris got caught and Nick Folk missed a chip shot field goal), this play changed the entire game. 


Where was this defensive effort all season?  They actually hit Tom Brady all throughout the game.  It is about time they introduced themselves to the opposing quarterback.  Major props need go out Shaun Ellis who had two sacks and was all up in Brady's face the entire game.

This touchdown pass to Santonio Holmes was huge because it came right after the Patriots drove down the field to score a touchdown and converted a two point conversion.

First Manning, then Brady, and now it will be Big Ben.  We will see what happens.  I can't wait to see what Rex will say this week.

Knicks Keep on Rollin

Some wondered how the Knicks would fare on their 4 game West Coast road trip, and it got off to a great start.  They destroyed the Phoenix Suns, as Amar'e returned to the team that let him go.  The Suns did not want to give him guaranteed money past 3 years because of fear of his prior knee injury.  The short term effects to not look good for the Suns.  Thank you Phoenix.  Just to show his impact, the Knicks are now a playoff contender, and the Suns are terrible.  This is a team that played in the Western Conference finals last year against the Lakers, and now probably won't make the playoffs.

The Suns basically replaced Amar'e by trading for Vince Carter who might be the most overrated player in the history of the league.  No wonder why Steve Nash wants out.  As a Knick fan though, I am very happy with Raymond Felton and do not need the Knicks to trade for Nash, which I doubt they would do anyways. 

We also wondered how the Knicks would respond after losing Gallinari for 2-3 weeks.  They have responded with wins over the Spurs and Suns where they scored over 120 points in both games.  Obviously the offense has not suffered as it has allowed other players on the team to step up. 

They are now off to L.A to face the Lakers on Sunday night.  Not a bad way to end a football playoff weekend.  The Lakers have been struggling greatly and now might be the best time to face them.  Hopefully they will not get their game back when seeing the Knick uniform.

I was hoping for a 2-2 road trip, but after winning the first game, the possibility of better results is more realistic.  Regardless of what they do, this team continues to prove they will be in contention all season.

Knicks Light Up Spurs

It was a very big win for the Knicks against the Spurs on Tuesday night. It was only San Antonio's 5th loss of the season. This was the most impressive win for the Knicks this season as they beat the team with the best record in the league.  Even more impressive was scoring 128 points against one of the best defensive teams in the league. The Spurs had so many problems on defense, their coach benched the entire starting line up with 3 minutes left in the game.  At times it seemed like the Knicks could not miss a shot as they constantly scored at will.  They made the Spurs look old. 

The Knicks now go on a 4 game West Coast road trip. On their first West Coast trip of the season, they were very successful, but the competition will be much tougher for this one. There are no Clippers and Kings to make life easier for them.  They will face some of the best teams in the West.  It starts with Amar'e returning to Phoenix, followed by the Lakers, Trail Blazers, and Jazz.  Is 2-2 possible?  Why not.  They have played well all season on the road and have proven they could compete with any team in the league. 

Best of YouTube 2010

The Best of YouTube 2010

2010 was a great year for YouTube videos.  We are all sad pathetic people who have nothing else to do in life besides watching funny and entertaining videos on our computers.  Some videos are unfortunate for those who have not learned everyone is watching and the camera is always on.

There is not much more to say about this video. Almost every joke has been made.  We now know Rex's favorite positions on the team are punter and kicker.  Ha Ha.  My question is, how do you allow this to be put on the Internet?





Sorry, but I only recognize that woman by feet and not face.


Tucker Carlson is a complete tool.  He is a Christian that believes in second chances, yet stated Michael Vick should have been executed for killing dogs.  That makes sense.  I love how he has to thrown it in your face that he is a Christian. Who freakin cares.  This is why I never watch Fox news.  Go back to Dancing With the Stars, loser.   


Excellent teamwork fellas. I'm sure the white guy in the middle is going to be able to break this one up.  Where are the security guards?  There was more action here than most current day boxing matches.  These guys are roommates too.  Maybe Renardo Sidney (the fat one) is upset because some of his cookies were missing from the jar back in the dorms.

Gilbert Arenas is not the brightest guy in the world.  NBA players having guns is quite ordinary, but storing them in the team locker room might not be the best idea.  Add in the fact it is Washington D.C and the President of the United States attends games their.  Gilbert the terrorist? He would have the best crack at an assassination attempt.  You would think after this incident he would keep a low profile, but my man Gilbert really wanted to spit in Commissioner David Stern's face with this move.


It does not all have to be criticizing and making fun of others. Here is a highlight real of my new favorite player in the NBA, Blake Griffin. Sucks for him though that he plays for the Clippers.


Here is my other favorite player.  Amar'e posterizing the queen.  I think that dunk took some more hair off the already receding LeBron James hairline. 


This is one of the more crazier endings to an NBA game, highlighted by an amazing game winning buzzer beater.

The Eagles Screw the Giants Again

Giant fans must really hate the Philadelphia Eagles. 

First they come back from 31-10 in the 4th quarter to beat the Giants- That was like having the crap beaten out of you, but you are still breathing.

Last night when the Giants needed the Eagles to win, they lost to the Vikings at home.  This just proves that you can never depend on a division rival to help you out.  The Eagles executed them Jack Bauer style. 

The Giants needed the Eagles to win because it would force the Bears to play hard against the Packers on Sunday.  If the Bears beat the Packers, they would be the 2nd seed in the playoffs and get a first round bye.  The Giants would then make the playoffs if they beat the Redskins.  If the Packers beat the Bears, they are in the playoffs, regardless of what the Giants do against Washington.  The Bears now have nothing to play for because they are almost guaranteed to be the 2 seed.  I would be shocked if the Packers do not easily win the game, leaving the Giants on outside looking in.

The Giants have themselves to blame for not making the playoffs.  They blew a 21 point 4th quarter lead and got destroyed by the Packers last week.  Their collapse is almost Met-like.  It will be interesting to see the fall out from it.  

Knicks vs Heat- Part II

What I learned from this game is, despite never winning a thing, Miami gets every call from the refs.  Dwane Wade gets foul calls when defenders breath on him, yet Raymond Felton gets hacked to the ground and gets nothing.  This continues to validate my theory that NBA games are fixed.

I really hate Miami.  They are the worst sports town and their fans are a joke.  All you see when you watch a Heat game is empty seats.  It is not just the bad seats either.  All throughout court side and the lower levels are vacancies.  They are one city that does not deserve to have a championship caliber team. 

Unfortunately, the Knicks are not good enough to beat them right now.  They fought hard and continued to come back, but missed key foul shots and could never get key stops on defense.  It was not even LeBron, but Wade who the Knicks could not stop.  Every run made by the Knicks was halted by a Wade basket.  Give the Knicks Carmelo Anthony and this match up becomes a lot more interesting. 

Slow "Footed" Defense

It figures when the Jets offense plays well, the defense is awful.  The Jets defense shouldn't have bothered to take the field in the 3rd quarter.  It looked like a game of two hand touch.  I don't think they covered or tackled anyone.  Drew Coleman and Dwight Lowery can't cover my grandmother.  You could say the defense was a foot slow. 

Luckily the Redskins beat the Jaguars, clinching a playoff spot for the Jets.  Jet fans can now relax and not worry about a desperation game against Buffalo to make the playoffs.  I already had them losing if that happened.  That is just how a Jet fan thinks. 

None of it will matter though, if the defense does not improve.  At this point in the season, I do not see how it will.  Rex the defensive genius has done nothing to solve it.  In my opinion, they have no chance of going to the Super Bowl.  Additionally, they better hope to play Kansas City and not Indianapolis in the first round.  Their defense has no chance against Peyton Manning.  I have a feeling, regardless of who they play, it might be a one and done scenario.