Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Knicks Light Up Spurs

It was a very big win for the Knicks against the Spurs on Tuesday night. It was only San Antonio's 5th loss of the season. This was the most impressive win for the Knicks this season as they beat the team with the best record in the league.  Even more impressive was scoring 128 points against one of the best defensive teams in the league. The Spurs had so many problems on defense, their coach benched the entire starting line up with 3 minutes left in the game.  At times it seemed like the Knicks could not miss a shot as they constantly scored at will.  They made the Spurs look old. 

The Knicks now go on a 4 game West Coast road trip. On their first West Coast trip of the season, they were very successful, but the competition will be much tougher for this one. There are no Clippers and Kings to make life easier for them.  They will face some of the best teams in the West.  It starts with Amar'e returning to Phoenix, followed by the Lakers, Trail Blazers, and Jazz.  Is 2-2 possible?  Why not.  They have played well all season on the road and have proven they could compete with any team in the league. 

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Best of YouTube 2010

The Best of YouTube 2010

2010 was a great year for YouTube videos.  We are all sad pathetic people who have nothing else to do in life besides watching funny and entertaining videos on our computers.  Some videos are unfortunate for those who have not learned everyone is watching and the camera is always on.

There is not much more to say about this video. Almost every joke has been made.  We now know Rex's favorite positions on the team are punter and kicker.  Ha Ha.  My question is, how do you allow this to be put on the Internet?





Sorry, but I only recognize that woman by feet and not face.


Tucker Carlson is a complete tool.  He is a Christian that believes in second chances, yet stated Michael Vick should have been executed for killing dogs.  That makes sense.  I love how he has to thrown it in your face that he is a Christian. Who freakin cares.  This is why I never watch Fox news.  Go back to Dancing With the Stars, loser.   


Excellent teamwork fellas. I'm sure the white guy in the middle is going to be able to break this one up.  Where are the security guards?  There was more action here than most current day boxing matches.  These guys are roommates too.  Maybe Renardo Sidney (the fat one) is upset because some of his cookies were missing from the jar back in the dorms.

Gilbert Arenas is not the brightest guy in the world.  NBA players having guns is quite ordinary, but storing them in the team locker room might not be the best idea.  Add in the fact it is Washington D.C and the President of the United States attends games their.  Gilbert the terrorist? He would have the best crack at an assassination attempt.  You would think after this incident he would keep a low profile, but my man Gilbert really wanted to spit in Commissioner David Stern's face with this move.


It does not all have to be criticizing and making fun of others. Here is a highlight real of my new favorite player in the NBA, Blake Griffin. Sucks for him though that he plays for the Clippers.


Here is my other favorite player.  Amar'e posterizing the queen.  I think that dunk took some more hair off the already receding LeBron James hairline. 


This is one of the more crazier endings to an NBA game, highlighted by an amazing game winning buzzer beater.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Eagles Screw the Giants Again

Giant fans must really hate the Philadelphia Eagles. 

First they come back from 31-10 in the 4th quarter to beat the Giants- That was like having the crap beaten out of you, but you are still breathing.

Last night when the Giants needed the Eagles to win, they lost to the Vikings at home.  This just proves that you can never depend on a division rival to help you out.  The Eagles executed them Jack Bauer style. 

The Giants needed the Eagles to win because it would force the Bears to play hard against the Packers on Sunday.  If the Bears beat the Packers, they would be the 2nd seed in the playoffs and get a first round bye.  The Giants would then make the playoffs if they beat the Redskins.  If the Packers beat the Bears, they are in the playoffs, regardless of what the Giants do against Washington.  The Bears now have nothing to play for because they are almost guaranteed to be the 2 seed.  I would be shocked if the Packers do not easily win the game, leaving the Giants on outside looking in.

The Giants have themselves to blame for not making the playoffs.  They blew a 21 point 4th quarter lead and got destroyed by the Packers last week.  Their collapse is almost Met-like.  It will be interesting to see the fall out from it.  

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Knicks vs Heat- Part II

What I learned from this game is, despite never winning a thing, Miami gets every call from the refs.  Dwane Wade gets foul calls when defenders breath on him, yet Raymond Felton gets hacked to the ground and gets nothing.  This continues to validate my theory that NBA games are fixed.

I really hate Miami.  They are the worst sports town and their fans are a joke.  All you see when you watch a Heat game is empty seats.  It is not just the bad seats either.  All throughout court side and the lower levels are vacancies.  They are one city that does not deserve to have a championship caliber team. 

Unfortunately, the Knicks are not good enough to beat them right now.  They fought hard and continued to come back, but missed key foul shots and could never get key stops on defense.  It was not even LeBron, but Wade who the Knicks could not stop.  Every run made by the Knicks was halted by a Wade basket.  Give the Knicks Carmelo Anthony and this match up becomes a lot more interesting. 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Slow "Footed" Defense

It figures when the Jets offense plays well, the defense is awful.  The Jets defense shouldn't have bothered to take the field in the 3rd quarter.  It looked like a game of two hand touch.  I don't think they covered or tackled anyone.  Drew Coleman and Dwight Lowery can't cover my grandmother.  You could say the defense was a foot slow. 

Luckily the Redskins beat the Jaguars, clinching a playoff spot for the Jets.  Jet fans can now relax and not worry about a desperation game against Buffalo to make the playoffs.  I already had them losing if that happened.  That is just how a Jet fan thinks. 

None of it will matter though, if the defense does not improve.  At this point in the season, I do not see how it will.  Rex the defensive genius has done nothing to solve it.  In my opinion, they have no chance of going to the Super Bowl.  Additionally, they better hope to play Kansas City and not Indianapolis in the first round.  Their defense has no chance against Peyton Manning.  I have a feeling, regardless of who they play, it might be a one and done scenario.     

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Basketball on Christmas Day

It has been years since I was excited to watch basketball on Christmas Day.  It feels like the good old days of the 1990s.  It also helps went the Knicks are relevant.

The first question I asked when turning on the game was why the hell are the Knicks wearing green jerseys?  They look like the Celtics and I hate it.   I understand teams want to sell jerseys, but any Knick fan who would buy a green Knick jersey, should  be removed from society.   I want them in their home whites when playing at the Garden.  None of this fugazi nonsense.

For the first time in my life, I will root for the Lakers.  I actually hate the Heat more.  Let's go Kobe.  Let's go Phil.  Let's go Jack. 

Why is Portland and Golden St. a Christmas Day game? 

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Rex Ryan Quiet?

We finally learned how to shut Rex's big fat mouth.  All it took was embarrassing video's of his wife as a foot fetish model, including the infamous video with Rex behind the camera.  Great job disguising the voice.  No one will recognize your loud mouth.

Rex is usually a ball of laughs with the media at press conferences, especially after Jet wins, but carried a much different tune today.


So Rex, Why so serious? 

My question to Rex would be, how is it a "personal matter" when your wife put these videos on YouTube?  Once it is on YouTube, it is open for public discussion.  Were the two of you too dumb to realize that?

I am a little disappointed n Rex.  I expected him to embrace this and come out barefoot or something crazy like that, but instead he wimped out with his "personal matter" response.  Just to keep count, he said personal matter 5 times and personal twice.