Best of YouTube 2010

The Best of YouTube 2010

2010 was a great year for YouTube videos.  We are all sad pathetic people who have nothing else to do in life besides watching funny and entertaining videos on our computers.  Some videos are unfortunate for those who have not learned everyone is watching and the camera is always on.

There is not much more to say about this video. Almost every joke has been made.  We now know Rex's favorite positions on the team are punter and kicker.  Ha Ha.  My question is, how do you allow this to be put on the Internet?





Sorry, but I only recognize that woman by feet and not face.


Tucker Carlson is a complete tool.  He is a Christian that believes in second chances, yet stated Michael Vick should have been executed for killing dogs.  That makes sense.  I love how he has to thrown it in your face that he is a Christian. Who freakin cares.  This is why I never watch Fox news.  Go back to Dancing With the Stars, loser.   


Excellent teamwork fellas. I'm sure the white guy in the middle is going to be able to break this one up.  Where are the security guards?  There was more action here than most current day boxing matches.  These guys are roommates too.  Maybe Renardo Sidney (the fat one) is upset because some of his cookies were missing from the jar back in the dorms.

Gilbert Arenas is not the brightest guy in the world.  NBA players having guns is quite ordinary, but storing them in the team locker room might not be the best idea.  Add in the fact it is Washington D.C and the President of the United States attends games their.  Gilbert the terrorist? He would have the best crack at an assassination attempt.  You would think after this incident he would keep a low profile, but my man Gilbert really wanted to spit in Commissioner David Stern's face with this move.


It does not all have to be criticizing and making fun of others. Here is a highlight real of my new favorite player in the NBA, Blake Griffin. Sucks for him though that he plays for the Clippers.


Here is my other favorite player.  Amar'e posterizing the queen.  I think that dunk took some more hair off the already receding LeBron James hairline. 


This is one of the more crazier endings to an NBA game, highlighted by an amazing game winning buzzer beater.

The Eagles Screw the Giants Again

Giant fans must really hate the Philadelphia Eagles. 

First they come back from 31-10 in the 4th quarter to beat the Giants- That was like having the crap beaten out of you, but you are still breathing.

Last night when the Giants needed the Eagles to win, they lost to the Vikings at home.  This just proves that you can never depend on a division rival to help you out.  The Eagles executed them Jack Bauer style. 

The Giants needed the Eagles to win because it would force the Bears to play hard against the Packers on Sunday.  If the Bears beat the Packers, they would be the 2nd seed in the playoffs and get a first round bye.  The Giants would then make the playoffs if they beat the Redskins.  If the Packers beat the Bears, they are in the playoffs, regardless of what the Giants do against Washington.  The Bears now have nothing to play for because they are almost guaranteed to be the 2 seed.  I would be shocked if the Packers do not easily win the game, leaving the Giants on outside looking in.

The Giants have themselves to blame for not making the playoffs.  They blew a 21 point 4th quarter lead and got destroyed by the Packers last week.  Their collapse is almost Met-like.  It will be interesting to see the fall out from it.  

Knicks vs Heat- Part II

What I learned from this game is, despite never winning a thing, Miami gets every call from the refs.  Dwane Wade gets foul calls when defenders breath on him, yet Raymond Felton gets hacked to the ground and gets nothing.  This continues to validate my theory that NBA games are fixed.

I really hate Miami.  They are the worst sports town and their fans are a joke.  All you see when you watch a Heat game is empty seats.  It is not just the bad seats either.  All throughout court side and the lower levels are vacancies.  They are one city that does not deserve to have a championship caliber team. 

Unfortunately, the Knicks are not good enough to beat them right now.  They fought hard and continued to come back, but missed key foul shots and could never get key stops on defense.  It was not even LeBron, but Wade who the Knicks could not stop.  Every run made by the Knicks was halted by a Wade basket.  Give the Knicks Carmelo Anthony and this match up becomes a lot more interesting. 

Slow "Footed" Defense

It figures when the Jets offense plays well, the defense is awful.  The Jets defense shouldn't have bothered to take the field in the 3rd quarter.  It looked like a game of two hand touch.  I don't think they covered or tackled anyone.  Drew Coleman and Dwight Lowery can't cover my grandmother.  You could say the defense was a foot slow. 

Luckily the Redskins beat the Jaguars, clinching a playoff spot for the Jets.  Jet fans can now relax and not worry about a desperation game against Buffalo to make the playoffs.  I already had them losing if that happened.  That is just how a Jet fan thinks. 

None of it will matter though, if the defense does not improve.  At this point in the season, I do not see how it will.  Rex the defensive genius has done nothing to solve it.  In my opinion, they have no chance of going to the Super Bowl.  Additionally, they better hope to play Kansas City and not Indianapolis in the first round.  Their defense has no chance against Peyton Manning.  I have a feeling, regardless of who they play, it might be a one and done scenario.     

Basketball on Christmas Day

It has been years since I was excited to watch basketball on Christmas Day.  It feels like the good old days of the 1990s.  It also helps went the Knicks are relevant.

The first question I asked when turning on the game was why the hell are the Knicks wearing green jerseys?  They look like the Celtics and I hate it.   I understand teams want to sell jerseys, but any Knick fan who would buy a green Knick jersey, should  be removed from society.   I want them in their home whites when playing at the Garden.  None of this fugazi nonsense.

For the first time in my life, I will root for the Lakers.  I actually hate the Heat more.  Let's go Kobe.  Let's go Phil.  Let's go Jack. 

Why is Portland and Golden St. a Christmas Day game? 

Rex Ryan Quiet?

We finally learned how to shut Rex's big fat mouth.  All it took was embarrassing video's of his wife as a foot fetish model, including the infamous video with Rex behind the camera.  Great job disguising the voice.  No one will recognize your loud mouth.

Rex is usually a ball of laughs with the media at press conferences, especially after Jet wins, but carried a much different tune today.

So Rex, Why so serious? 

My question to Rex would be, how is it a "personal matter" when your wife put these videos on YouTube?  Once it is on YouTube, it is open for public discussion.  Were the two of you too dumb to realize that?

I am a little disappointed n Rex.  I expected him to embrace this and come out barefoot or something crazy like that, but instead he wimped out with his "personal matter" response.  Just to keep count, he said personal matter 5 times and personal twice. 

LeBron Beats Down Knicks

The hype existed from the very beginning.

I know some Knick fans took it personally when LeBron chose to go to Miami, but it was really the Cleveland fans who had the most legitimate beef.  Despite that, it is always good to see how welcoming a New York crowd can be to someone they think burned them. 


An exciting first half concluded with both teams even at 57.  It was not Amare, but Gallinari who carried the Knicks.  Both teams went back and forth giving the fans their moneys worth. 

The second half was a totally different story as Miami dominated the game on route to a 22 point victory.  It seemed like LeBron did not miss a shot in the 3rd quarter.  I do not think the booing had any affect on him, and instead motivated him to play at a higher level.  After a rough start, the Heat have won 11 in a row, and look like the juggernaut team most predicted them to be.

Gallinari, Fields, and Chandler are nice players, but the last two games against the Celtics and Heat proves the Knicks need Carmelo Anthony.  With Carmelo, the Knicks will have the ability to compete with the top teams in the league and be a title contender. 

I would have no problem if they traded two of those 3 players to get Carmelo, but will that be enough?  The Knicks need to hope Carmelo only intends to sign a contract extension with them because if not, other teams have better packages to offer Denver.  The Knicks are improved, but many fans including myself got too carried away.  Ten years of garbage basketball can do that to you.   

It Just Got Worse

If it didn't already suck enough to be a Mets fan, it just got worse.  The arch rival Phillies clinched the division title by signing star pitcher Cliff Lee.  Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt, Cole Hamels, and Cliff Lee now make up the best starting rotation in baseball.  Mike Pelfrey might be able to compete for the 5th spot in the rotation if he were a Philly. 

The Phillies have shown they are willing to do everything it takes to win.  The Mets have done nothing.  How is it that the Phillies can go out and spend money and the Met's can't?  Oh that's right, our excuse is we have too many bad contracts, so we will sit on our asses and do nothing.  Why not just move the team to Kansas City?  I am still waiting for Castillo and Perez to be thrown off the team.   

The Phillies get Cliff Lee and the Mets get Boof Bonzer.  It's a no contest.  Met fans should be really excited they are going into the season playing for second place.  Go out and buy your tickets.  With that starting rotation, the Phillies are a lock to win at least 95 games.  The Mets will be lucky to win 75.  Every day I question my insanity on why I root for this team. 

It Sucks to Be a Met Fan

In an off season where teams like the Yankees and Red Sox are throwing money around like Pac Man Jones in a Vegas strip club, the Mets have spent none and given us Terry Collins, Boof Bonzer, and Ronny Paulino.  That is not exactly a murderers row.  Additionally, Luis Castillo and Oliver Perez are still on the team, and we have no clue when Johan Santana will pitch again.  Should I also bring up K-Rod? 

I know ticket prices were reduced, but not low enough to get fans excited about any of those acquisitions.  Why would anyone go to Citi Field?  They can give away tickets and people still will not go.  We see the Yankees, Red Sox, and Phillies spend money and put all star teams on the field.  As they shop at Tiffany's, the Mets decided to go to the Thrift Shop.  This is New York and they need to show the fans something to excite them; giving them a reason to go to the ball park.    

They have a new general manager in Sandy Alderson, and he has come out openly and said the team can not spend money because of all their bad contracts.  He has also hinted even when these bad contracts come off the books, it is not guaranteed they will put the money back in the team.  My question is,  why should any Met fan have hope?  What are they doing ?  Are the Mets now following the "Moneyball" philosophy?    All I know is the Oakland A's never won a World Series and do not play in New York City, charging high prices for tickets and running their own television network.  The franchise truly just does not get it.     

Angry Captain?

You would think 3 years for $51 million would make a guy happy, but Derek Jeter was angered about what went on with the Yankees the past few weeks.  He did not like how the negotiations became so public.  I believe he was angered most by GM Brian Cashman telling him if he was not happy with the Yankee's contract offer, to go find another team willing to pay him as much.   

Regardless, Jeter is back at short stop for the next 3 years.  Despite a down year, he is still better than most at the position and the Yankees are not the Yankees without him.  I couldn't imagine Jeter being on another team.  My guess is he will use all the negativity and talk about his age to drive him to have his normal Derek Jeter season next year.  He is a proud player and there is still a lot more game left in that number 2 jersey.   

How About Them Knicks

Go New York, go New York, go. If they keep on playing like this, a new song will have to be made. In their most impressive win of the season, the Knicks went into New Orleans and defeated the Hornets. They have now won 6 in a row on the road and did it beating one of the top teams in the Western Conference. Raymond Felton went toe to toe with superstar point guard Chris Paul, scoring 17 points and dishing out 13 assists. Felton so far looks like a steal as a free agent pick up. He looks like the player that lead North Carolina to a national title several years ago. Amare Stoudemire dominated again scoring 34 points and grabbing 10 rebounds. Knick fans are beginning to get a little giddy. They finally have a team worth watching.  Hopefully, it is not a big tease.

Angry QB

I always enjoy the post game press conference meltdown.  How bad do Cardinal fans wish Kurt Warner will come out of retirement?  They are awful and Derek Anderson shouldn't be in the league.  Fans that spend their hard earned money to see their team play love seeing their players yucking it up on the side line when getting blown out.  Don't these guys realize the cameras are always on them?