Who needs luxury boxes at stadiums when you can just get this to happen to you at a football game. I don't know what's funnier, the girl giving the dude a lap dance in the crowd, or the pervs sitting behind them putting this on video and laughing hysterically. I like how the guy said "put it on YouTube" and then made a Brett Favre reference. All that was missing from this was a picture of Farve's junk. After the guy took the body shot, I was waiting for the wod of singles to pop out. Finally some of the guys in the crowd began holding them up. Unfortunately she was probably so wasted that she did not even notice it.
Lets face it, they were at a Cowboys game, and there is no reason to watch those losers play. However, I now would want to go to Cowboys stadium for some in your face action. Does that come with the personal seat license? I might throw down a couple of thousand for that. What you did not see on the video was after the lap dance, she went to the owners box and blew Jerry Jones. His old wrinkly ass has to settle for average looking drunk chicks rather than the smoking hot cheerleaders he used to slam back in the day.
The Cowboys are so awful, Jones might as well start paying the cheerleaders to go into the crowd and perform lap dances. He already has them dancing around on poles. It will be Scores Dallas Cowboys style. Lets also bring back some of the early 90's Cowboy players to supply the coke to snort off their chests. Why not make Cowboys stadium into a whore house? They already made the classic 70's porn Debbie Does Dallas, based on the Cowboys cheerleaders. Maybe our horny friend in the video was auditioning for the sequel.
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