See My Junk

We have learned that Brett Favre has a little Tiger Woods in him.  The difference however is, Woods has a lot more game with the ladies than Favre does.  Tiger was a man of words.  He liked the dirty talk.  Favre is not really good with the words (probably because he is a hick from Mississippi).  He is more into sending pictures to the ladies.  His picture of choice is of his junk.  He is the male version of Britney Spears with the crotch shot.

Someone needs to tell Favre to watch re-runs of Seinfeld.  If he did, he would learn about "good naked" and "bad naked".  The female body is "good naked".  It is beautiful, soft, and tender.  On the other hand, the male body is "bad naked".  It is gross, ugly, and hairy.  The male junk itself is the worst type of bad naked.  Whether it is big or small, no one really enjoys the sight of it.  Farve would be better off sending a picture of himself with his shirt off wearing a nice pair of Wranglers.  They all watch the commercials of him throwing the ball around in his rugged jeans.  That probably drives the ladies nuts.  Old saggy gray haired Brett Favre, the definition of sexy.

I always knew Favre was a douche and now America is beginning to learn it too.  He is a married man.  I understand he is not the first professional athlete to cheat on his wife (or attempt to).  What makes him worse though is how he has always been portrayed as a great family man.  Every time he spoke about retirement, it was about spending time with his family, blah, blah, blah.  Additionally, his wife was recovering from cancer.  What a great guy he is cheating on his cancer stricken wife; a real American hero.  I would bet he was cheating on her, or trying to cheat, because she was too sick to put out for him, so he went else where.  What a nice message to send to all women dealing with cancer.  Just spit in the face of all of them.  He enjoyed cheating so much that it continued even when she recovered.  This all led to his personal harassment of every woman he saw when playing for the Jets.  He will probably confess to sex addiction too.  Douche.

The Favre story only adds to the numerous headlines for the Jets and Vikings Monday night game.  In addition to his junk, it has been reported that Favre is dealing with a gimpy elbow.  This is the same gimpy elbow he had when playing for the Jets.  At least that was the excuse used when he was awful down the stretch of the season.  Lets only hope the Jets defense becomes acquainted with that elbow, while slamming it on the ground numerous times.  The female cancer victims and survivors will all be applauding.