"Play Like a Jet"

Rex Ryan's slogan this season has been "Play Like a Jet".  If you watched "Hard Knocks", it was posted all over the Jets practice facility.  So what does "Play Like a Jet" mean?  Is it a good thing or bad thing because playing like a Jet has not always been very positive.  Is he trying to change the words of the classical song from West Side Story?  You never know what Rex is up to.  So after lots of time and effort thinking about this, I have finally figured out what playing like a Jet means.

"Play Like a Jet" means

Giving the finger to the crowd at an MMA event during the Super Bowl (Nice picture Rex)

Having an undeserving sense of accomplishment

Constantly yapping your mouth when you have never won a thing in life

Making guarantees which you can not back up

Having cheesy commercials in every New York City taxi saying "It's Go Time"- awful

Overcharging your season tickets and not being able to sell them all- Yay to PSL's

Eating cheese burgers on the practice field

Having 7 kids with 7 women

Not knowing your 7 kids names

Harassing a female reporter

Driving drunk with a .16

Allowing your friend and teammate to drive home drunk

Joining the drunk driver as passengers in his car

Allowing the drunk driver to go unpunished by letting him play- Oh wait, he isn't starting- sorry- Aren't they so harsh


So that is what I came up with.  If anyone has others they would like to share, please do so in the comment box or my Facebook page.